it's time for JoJo's tarot everybody

[misheard]

MAJOR ARCANA---
[ Fool ] Josuke
[ Magician ] Jolyne
[ High Priestess ] Dragon's Dream (??)
[ Empress ] Reimi
[ Emperor ] Diavolo
[ Hierophant ] Pucci
[ Lovers ] Erina
[ Chariot ] Johnny
[ Strength ] Buccellati
[ Hermit ] Tonpetty
[ Wheel of Fortune ] Foo Fighters
[ Justice ] Giorno
[ Hanged Man ] Sugar Mountain
[ Death ] Terunosuke (??)
[ Temperance ] Trussardi
[ Devil ] Wang Chan (??)
[ Tower ] Fugo
[ Star ] Jonathan
[ Moon ] Doppio
[ Sun ] Gyro
[ Judgement ] Koichi
[ World ] Speedwagon

WANDS---
[ Ace ] Zeppeli
[ 2 ] Hermes
[ 3 ] Funny Valentine
[ 4 ] Poco Loco
[ 5 ] Shigeki
[ 6 ] ACDC (??)
[ 7 ] Enya
[ 8 ] Oingo+Boingo (??)
[ 9 ] Nero
[ 10 ] Wekapipo
[ Page ] Ken Oyanagi
[ Knight ] Joseph
[ Queen ] Lisa Lisa
[ King ] Dio

CUPS---
[ Ace ] Suzie Q (??)
[ 2 ] Scarlet Valentine
[ 3 ] Okuyasu
[ 4 ] Roadagain
[ 5 ] George Joestar
[ 6 ] Green Baby
[ 7 ] Terrence D'Arby (??)
[ 8 ] Weather Report
[ 9 ] Cioccolata
[ 10 ] Stephen Steel
[ Page ] Narancia
[ Knight ] Anasui
[ Queen ] Lucy Steel
[ King ] Mountain Tim

SWORDS---
[ Ace ] Kakyoin
[ 2 ] Iggy (??)
[ 3 ] Hot Pants
[ 4 ] Coco Jumbo
[ 5 ] Diego Brando
[ 6 ] Emporio (??)
[ 7 ] Yoshihiro Kira
[ 8 ] Cheap Trick
[ 9 ] Kobayashi
[ 10 ] Wilson Phillips
[ Page ] Mista
[ Knight ] Rohan
[ Queen ] Trish
[ King ] Avdol (??)

PENTACLES---
[ Ace ] Vanilla Ice
[ 2 ] Polnareff (??)
[ 3 ] Caesar (??)
[ 4 ] Straizo
[ 5 ] Hol Horse
[ 6 ] Yoshikage Kira
[ 7 ] Polpo (??)
[ 8 ] Sandman
[ 9 ] Wham (??)
[ 10 ] Kars (??)
[ Page ] Hayato
[ Knight ] Abbachio
[ Queen ] Holly (??)
[ King ] Jotaro