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"we're bad at dating" aus

[misheard]

1. I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
2. One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview
3. I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
4. We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
5. We took each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake
6. I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake
7. We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
8. I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…
9. We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date
10. We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that person that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
11. You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer
12. You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
13. Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room
14. We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Faire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?
15. We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet
16. We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?